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I am not sure what jarred this memory... but I was thinking about it while heading out to the museum today.
Set the Wayback Machine to 1990ish )
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Inspired by a message board.

Way, wayyyyyyyy back in the day... circa 1990, I was working midnight shift in a convenience store/gas station.

Lots of interesting things happened there, but let's just focus on this one event.

One night, two of my regulars and I were talking and noticed that this car had paid for its gas but hadn't moved from the pumps. Looking out, we saw that the occupants of the car were exploring the realm of adult pleasures.

I said something like "If I can't have sex at my workplace, then no one can!", took a brown paper bag, scribbled something on it, and walked out into the parking lot.

I stepped once or twice on the fender to get the couple's attention and held up me sign which said, in huge letters:


Artistic impression: 4.8
Technical merit: 5.3

I applauded and went back into the store.

They left.

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